How to understand the public eye.

Instructions on how to understand the public eye.

Step 1: Close one of your eyes. Leave the other eye open.

Step 2: Try to look at whatever is going on around you. Whatever is in your periphery that you don’t see, pretend it doesn’t exist. Only talk about what you can see. What is seen out of one eye is deemed the entire situation.

Step 3: Emphasize and exaggerate the one side you see because there is only one side you see.

Step 4: When anyone at any time tries to explain that there is another side to things you’re not seeing, disagree with conviction. Give your opinions equal weight to facts without discerning the difference between truth and fiction/falsehoods/perceptions.

TIP: Remember that everything has to be entertaining to be accepted. Acceptance can have serious consequences or comical consequences. All of it is a crap shoot. Whatever ends up playing out, the eye doesn’t care whether it’s good or bad. If there is any preference, it’s more intriguing to see bad (because bad is more entertaining).